Traiken @Traiken@firecow.cafe
I make impractical things, like art and life choices.
to be fair, I have not been on this page for a while, I just left the tab open because otherwise I'd forget to log in altogether
THRE'S A NEW ANIMAL ON THIS PAGE WHEN DID HE GET HERE HE WAS SO QUIET
The "Turducken of Breakfast" is not a pancake-fried slice of french toast put in a waffle iron. It is, in fact, a Turducken drenched in maple syrup. It is also known as "The Canadian Sleeping Bag" when you swap chicken for goose.
NEW MUSIC TIME. "Cages" is an EP of alternative electronica, uploaded to the internet for your enjoyment. https://traiken.bandcamp.com/album/cages
I have a new song, with an accompanying remix, up at https://traiken.bandcamp.com/album/feign-instincts-single
It is a groove-based alternative electronica fun time for all
"Frog in your throat" is a saying based on a small parasitic extraterrestrial that induces flu-like symptoms. However, because medieval people had no conception of interstellar travel, they likened the small green things to frogs -- hence the confusing and erroneous nomenclature. Should you come to host one of these pesky visitors, just remember: the Earth is not the center of the universe, and we too are meat.
A monster doesn't have to have big feet. A tiny thing that does terrible damage is just as monstrous. We're just not equipped to reconcile the cognitive dissonance between big concepts and small evils.
Marigold Pudding
Spicy nougat? Why not the SPICIEST NOUGAT?
for you and your loved ones
this holiday season
Giant Santa Hats for Mechs
Pterodactyl would have tasted better with sriracha than pesto and you fucking know it
back in my day, only the rich kids got Phase Shift Armor for their Mobile Suits, you spoiled brats take everything for granted, you have No Respect for the mechs
This "firehose" only shoots water, wtf
World's Loneliest Man programs robot to cry for him after he dies; robot malfunctions and types the crying-while-laughing emoji on his Facebook wall once a day, every day, until the sun engulfs the Earth
sure helps to jump onto a new platform named after an extinct species
I am still figuring out how to do *gestures vaguely* this
🤡 🤑
so, uh
